canabruh:

dominospizzadelivery:

There’s no toilet paper in here fuck me in the asshole

no one is gonna fuck you in the asshole if you aint wiping

(via redamancyx3)

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via redamancyx3)

bravedad:

i wonder how many people im in the “id be down if you asked” zone with

(via notadetective)

favorite awakening characters + critical/skill activation quote

(Source: lu-cina, via sunnychespin)

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naughtyornicechekov:

amandaonwriting:

Suggestions for changing paragraphs

Oh my FuckinDo you realize how annoying it is when you don’t switch paragraphs when a new character is speakingDo you realize how confusing it isI don’t care if they’re using one-word responses at each other, start a new damn paragraph. ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHARACTER.

dear christ this.no more walls of text please. please.

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naughtyornicechekov:

amandaonwriting:

Suggestions for changing paragraphs

Oh my Fuckin
Do you realize how annoying it is when you don’t switch paragraphs when a new character is speaking
Do you realize how confusing it is
I don’t care if they’re using one-word responses at each other, start a new damn paragraph.
ESPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE CHARACTER.

dear christ this.
no more walls of text please. please.

(via shadowsofanecho)

7 Things I Wish Parents Would Stop Teaching Their Children:


goddess-river:

  1. That nudity is inherently sexual
  2. That people should be judged for their personal decisions
  3. That yelling solves problems
  4. That they are too young to be talking about the things they’re already starting to ask questions about
  5. That age correlates to importance
  6. That interacting with someone of the opposite sex is inherently romantic
  7. That the default for someone is straight and cisgender

(via shadowsofanecho)

lauriehalseanderson:

30 more years of writing and I hope someone figures this out about my books.
All hail The King

lauriehalseanderson:

30 more years of writing and I hope someone figures this out about my books.

All hail The King

(Source: vintageanchorbooks)